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Friday 27th October was the day for the Golfers Trophy at Lamberhurst Golf Club. A fine sunny day was in store for 22 golfers. Although the course was a bit wet from damp weather earlier in the week the course was in good condition. This is the last scheduled event this year for the Plough Inn Golf Society.

An 18 hole individual stableford competition was played.

Nearest the pin on the 7th green was won by Ian Townend. Ian also won the award for nearest the pin in 2 shots on the 18th hole. Longest drive went to Graham Mattocks.

The Cecil Cup for the best 22 and above handicapped player was awarded to Dennis Miller. Dennis scored 33 points playing off a handicap of 23.

For the main event a third prize went to Mark Ryder, on countback. Mark scored 33 points playing off a handicap of 21.

The runner up was Ian Townend with a score of 35 points. Ian was playing off a handicap of 19.

The overall winner of the Golfers Trophy was Paul Suggitt. Paul scored 37 points, playing off a handicap of 13. Paul also won the Honeybye Trophy for the best gross score.

Paul Suggitt the winner presented with the Golfers Trophy by joint organisor, Craig Hendleman.

Well done to Paul and all of the prize winners.

Thanks to Lamberhurst Golf Club and also to Craig Hendleman & Brian Hope for organising the day.

Our AGM & awards evening will take place in January. Andy Mitchell will advise details in due course.

For information regarding membership please contact:-

Brian Hope 01424830518 or Nick Stell 01424830284

Find out about the history and details of the Stableford competition.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Caddy Responses

Golfer; "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Spanish Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain ..

While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'


The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor.

There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins."

Tim & Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. They discoverered they lived in neighbouring towns only a few miles apart. Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their starter, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage"

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too. However, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see", Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, its probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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