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Friday, 22nd June at Singing Hills, was the Summer Bowl event. This was the society's subsidised event so prizes galore were in store.

A team event in the morning was played over 9 holes. The team of Chris Norbury, Alan Foster & James Mitchell were the winners with 66 points. Just half a point behind was the team of Graham Mattocks, Colin Simmons & Craig Hendleman.

The Summer Bowl competition was an individual Stableford played over 18 holes.

Nearest the pin prizes went to Gary Honeysett & Nick Stell. The longest drive prize was won by Nick Stell.

The Cecil Cup, awarded to the best 22 & above handicapped player, was won by Gary Honeysett. Gary scored 32 points, playing off a handicap of 22. Runner up was Brian Hope with 31 points.

Gary also won the runners up prize for the Summer Bowl. The winner of the Summer Bowl was James Mitchell. James scores 34 points playing off a handicap of 5. Well done to James & all the other prize winners. The Summer Bowl presented to James Mitchell by Gary Honeysett.

Many thanks to Gary Honeysett & Graham Mattocks for organising the days event. Also thanks to the staff at Singing Hills. The greens on the course were not in the best condition. However, great surroundings & brilliant weather made for a most enjoyable day.

The next fixture is at Park Wood on 13th July where Chris Norbury will be the organiser.

For information regarding membership please contact:-

Brian Hope 01424830518 or Nick Stell 01424830284

Find out about the history and details of the Stableford competition.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Caddy Responses

Golfer; "That can't be my ball, it's too old."

Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Spanish Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain ..

While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'

The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'


The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry senor.

There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said,'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins."

Tim & Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. They discoverered they lived in neighbouring towns only a few miles apart. Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, Tim had taken Janice to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. Tim became convinced that Janice was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Tim took Janice to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their starter, Tim said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage"

"So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"

Janice took a deep breath and responded, "Tim, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too. However, since we're being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see", Tim replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a moment. Deep in serious thought he added, "You know, its probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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